Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 4:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
HAPPENINGS
Thanksgiving Sliced Turkey Dinner Kit
Hosting at home? We’ll do the cooking. Quantities are limited, so order by Thursday, November 19. All orders come chilled with reheating instructions.
Roasted Sliced Turkey Dinner, Serves 2
Roasted sliced turkey, garlic green beans, brioche stuffing, garlic mashed potatoes, turkey gravy, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin cheesecake.
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Thanksgiving Prime Rib Dinner Kit
Hosting at home? We’ll do the cooking. Quantities are limited, so order by Thursday, November 19. All orders come chilled with reheating instructions.
Herb Rubbed Prime Rib Dinner, Serves Up To 4
A 3 lb. herb rubbed prime rib (ready to cook, with baking pan and thermometer included), Ada’s mac and cheese, garlic mashed potatoes, Brussels sprouts with pomegranate agrodolce and bacon, Ada’s black brioche loaf with whipped orange butter, and an 8″ pumpkin cheesecake.
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ARP Thanksgiving Dinner Kit
Hosting at home? We’ll do the cooking. Quantities are limited, so order by Thursday, November 19. All orders come chilled with reheating instructions.
Turkey Dinner To Go by ARP, Serves Up To 6
A 12 to 14 pound apple cider glazed roasted turkey with sage gravy, plus brioche stuffing, praline baked sweet potatoes, green bean almondine, garlic mashed potatoes, house made cranberry sauce, and your choice of a whole pecan, apple crumb, blueberry, or pumpkin pie. Double the sides or add a second pie.
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Thanksgiving Dinner
Thanksgiving Buffet, $59 per adult | kids $19
Come hungry. Our all-you-can-enjoy buffet features carving stations with NY strip, maple-honey spiral ham, and roasted turkey, plus blackened salmon, brioche stuffing, praline sweet potato casserole, fried mac and cheese balls, and a dessert table loaded with pecan pie bars and pumpkin pie shooters. Here for the game? The bar menu is serving wings, crab dip, and smash burgers all day.
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Breakfast with Santa
Santa’s making his list, he’s checking it twice, and he can’t wait to see your family at Breakfast with Santa! Join us for a festive breakfast feast filled with joy, take-home treats for the kids, photos with Santa, and prosecco Bellinis for the grown-ups.
December 5 & 6 | December 12 & 13 | December 19 & 20
Reserve Your Table Today!
Cold, on tap, and always better with wings. Pull up a stool, we`ll get the next round going.
Thanksgiving, Theismann`s style 🦃
Pull up to the buffet and let us handle the whole spread: carved NY strip, spiral ham, and roasted turkey at the carving station, plus blackened salmon, creamy Tuscan chicken, praline sweet potato casserole, fried mac and cheese balls, brioche stuffing, and a dessert table that doesn`t quit. Pumpkin pie shooters, pecan pie bars, apple-cranberry crisp. $59 per person, $15 for young diners. 🍽️
Not feeling the full feast? Post up at the bar menu instead. Giant cheesy garlic pull-apart bread, wings six ways, crab dip, bar pizzas, Joe`s All-American Burger, and the 45-day aged filet if you`re treating yourself. 🍔🏈
However you do the holiday, the game`s on every screen and nobody`s stuck doing dishes. Reserve your table today. 🍂
Thanksgiving done right, no dishes required🍂🥧
Our 2026 Thanksgiving Buffet is loaded 🦃 carved NY strip, spiral ham, roasted turkey, blackened salmon, praline sweet potatoes, fried mac and cheese balls, and a dessert table that keeps going. $59 adults, $15 kids.
Bring the whole family and let us handle the rest.
🗓️ Reserve your table now
Cold beer, strong pours, appetizers on special, and a stool with your name on it.
3–7 PM, Monday through Friday. You`ve earned it.
Catering by Theismann`s 🏈 Platters for the office, boxed lunches for the road, full-service for the big occasions.
We handle the food so you can handle everything else.
Email Taylor to get started. Link in bio.
Take a closer look 👀
BBQ-Bacon-Cheddar Burger. House-ground prime beef, crispy bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, Old No. 7 BBQ, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, brioche roll.
Go ahead, zoom in. We`ll wait.
Thanksgiving, Theismann`s style 🦃🥧🍁
Skip the dishes and join us in the dining room! Football on every screen. Join us and let us do the cooking.
Football is back. You know where to find us. Same stools, same screens, same wings hot out of the kitchen. See you Sunday.
