Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
If our team were on aux, it would be Aya throwing singles in the kitchen. Alex is bringing early 2000s main character energy. Matt`s blasting the Paw Patrol theme song because he stands by what he stands by. And Anna? She`s still at the restaurant...
The vibe is all over the place. The energy is unmatched. What`s on your playlist?
Cheer on Team USA at Theismann`s 🇺🇲⚽🏆
Tomorrow, the USMNT takes on Australia at 3:00 pm! Big screens. Cold beer. Wings hot out of the kitchen. The only thing better than watching the USA go for it is watching it with a plate in front of you and zero stress about cooking.
Grab your seat early, this one`s going to fill up!
Your next big event starts here. Rehearsal dinner. Corporate happy hour. Post-game celebration. Private room, full bar, screens everywhere.
Email Taylor and let`s make it happen.
You and me, and a glass of rosé? Say when.
When the bartender says she needs two tens and these two walk out of the kitchen. Solid lineup🔥
Our espresso martini is so good it will make you sing🍸
No microphone required 🎤
Let`s be honest... You came in because you saw us throw beers in Matt`s face🫶 And now you`re staying for the wings!
