Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Celebrate Mother`s Day with bottomless brunch at Theismann`s!
Because she deserves more than a card and flowers. She deserves scrambled eggs, mimosas, and someone else doing the dishes.
Your next office meeting. Your next family gathering. Your next "let`s just order in" moment.
Small group catering that shows up right. Perfectly packed platters. Hot wings. Fresh salads. Ribs that travel well.
Order to-go and let us handle the heavy lifting.
...next question
But if you`re asking, we`ve got 19+ on tap. And they`re all worth it🍺
Happy Opening Day ⚾
First pitch. 3:05 PM ET.
Baseball is back. 11 screens. Cold beer. Sliders. The crack of the bat on every TV.
Whether you`re a diehard or just here for the atmosphere—your seat is waiting.
See you at first pitch 🫵
Perfect bracket through Sweet 16? We need the recipe.
If you watch the game at Theismann`s, you can claim your prize for another winning week!
And if your bracket`s already toast, we`ve got wings and beer to ease the pain🍻
Spring called 📞 Said you need a Number 7 🥒
Roku gin. Cucumber. Q elderflower tonic. Fresh, crisp, and ready for warmer weather.
The kind of drink that makes you forget winter ever happened.
Come get one. Or three. We`re not judging.
Brunch with the Easter Bunny April 4th & 5th🐇
Waffles, eggs, face time with your favorite people. The kids will love it, and we`re here to feed everyone.
Grab your tickets today. Link in bio.
