Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
HAPPENINGS
Valentine’s Weekend
From Friday to Sunday, Joe Theismann’s features Valentine’s Weekend à la carte specials, available alongside the restaurant’s everyday favorites. Start with Broiled Jumbo Prawns, then choose comforting entrées like Red Wine-Braised Short Rib or Seafood Linguine. Finish with classic Red Velvet Cake and a glass of Prosecco or Champagne.
HAPPENINGS
2026 Winter ALX Restaurant Week
Classic comfort meets crowd-pleasing favorites during Winter Restaurant Week at Theismann’s. Start with dishes like kung pao shrimp lettuce wraps or spicy P.E.I. mussels, then dig into hearty entrées like chicken parmesan alla vodka or blackened mahi-mahi. Finish with a nostalgic dessert and enjoy a relaxed, welcoming dinner perfect for any winter night out.
HAPPENINGS
Mindful January
Your favorite ARP restaurants are raising a glass to Mindful January with a curated lineup of zero-proof cocktails crafted with intention. Each drink is built around ingredients known for their natural feel-good qualities, including antioxidant-rich fruits, soothing botanicals, bright citrus, and warming spices, delivering bold flavor without the alcohol.
Whether you’re going all-in on Dry January or simply craving something lighter, our spirit-free cocktails prove that mindful sipping can still feel indulgent, social, and delicious.
Playoff special!
Slider and hotdog tower. Stacked high. Built for sharing. Available while the games matter.
Come grab yours before someone at your table does.
Playoff special!
Slider and hotdog tower. Stacked high. Built for sharing. Available while the games matter.
Come grab yours before someone at your table does.
How different customers grab their beer. Only one perfect way🍻
(Spoiler: it’s not the guy using two hands)
How different customers grab their beer. Only one perfect way🍻
(Spoiler: it’s not the guy using two hands)
8" thin pan pizza. Grilled chicken. Buffalo sauce. Blue cheese drizzle. It`s the bar snack that became the main event.
8" thin pan pizza. Grilled chicken. Buffalo sauce. Blue cheese drizzle. It`s the bar snack that became the main event.
House-ground prime beef. Bacon. Cheddar. Crispy onions. Old No. 7 BBQ. Dijonnaise.
This burger doesn`t miss.
House-ground prime beef. Bacon. Cheddar. Crispy onions. Old No. 7 BBQ. Dijonnaise.
This burger doesn`t miss.
Best burgers. Best wings. Big screens. Super Bowl Sunday at Theismann`s.
Reserve your table now before it`s standing room only.
Best burgers. Best wings. Big screens. Super Bowl Sunday at Theismann`s.
Reserve your table now before it`s standing room only.
No home-game advantage? We travel. Full-service catering, office platters, boxed lunches for groups on the move.
Theismann`s takes the road seriously.
Email Taylor, information in bio.
No home-game advantage? We travel. Full-service catering, office platters, boxed lunches for groups on the move.
Theismann`s takes the road seriously.
Email Taylor, information in bio.
Winter ALX Restaurant Week starts this Thursday!
Three courses for $45. January 23rd–Feb 1st. Old Town, we got you covered.
Make your reservation today!
Winter ALX Restaurant Week starts this Thursday!
Three courses for $45. January 23rd–Feb 1st. Old Town, we got you covered.
Make your reservation today!
Winter Berry Sparkler
Lyre`s NA pink gin, NA prosecco, fresh lemon, and berry syrup. Antioxidants from the berries, vitamin C from the lemon, zero proof, full flavor.
Cheers without the compromise.
Winter Berry Sparkler
Lyre`s NA pink gin, NA prosecco, fresh lemon, and berry syrup. Antioxidants from the berries, vitamin C from the lemon, zero proof, full flavor.
Cheers without the compromise.