Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
HAPPENINGS
Theismann’s Breakfast with the Easter Bunny
This Easter, treat your family to something truly special.
Join us at Theismann’s Restaurant in charming Old Town Alexandria for a magical Breakfast with the Easter Bunny. A morning your little ones will be talking about all year long.
Here’s what’s in store:
🐣 Meet the Easter Bunny and snap a photo to remember it forever
🥚 Easter Egg Hunt to let the little ones search for surprises
🧺 Make Your Own Easter Basket is a hands-on keepsake activity just for kids
🍳 A delicious family-style breakfast featuring French Toast, Scrambled Eggs, Deviled “Easter Eggs,” Smoked Salmon, Applewood-Smoked Bacon, Sausage, Tater Tots, fresh pastries, bagels, and a Yogurt Parfait
And for the grown-ups? Toast to the season with a classic Mimosa, Bellini, or Prosecco, because parents deserve to celebrate too.
Hop on over for breakfast with the Easter Bunny! 🐰
April 4 & 5, 8–10 AM
Family-style breakfast. Make-your-own Easter basket station. Easter egg hunt. Photos with the bunny. Complimentary mimosa or bellini for the adults (bottomless option available because let`s be real, it`s a holiday). $45 adults, $25 kids.
Reserve your table now before the eggs are all hidden and the seats are all gone🔆
March Madness is almost here!🏀
That means voting starts on Theismann’s menu championship 2026!
The matchups:
→ Breaded Wings vs. Cheesy Garlic Bread
→ Warm Apple Crisp vs. Chocolate Mousse Cake
→ Joe’s All-American Burger vs. Buffalo Chicken Pizza
→ Chicken Fried Pickles vs. Hot Beer Cheese
Come defend your favorites and watch your alma mater. Your seat is waiting!
After a long day, there`s only one thing to do.
Dip something in our Hot Beer Cheese.
Golden lager. Melted cheese. Warm soft pretzels. The kind of decision that requires zero thought.
Come get some. Your seat is waiting.
The Easter Bunny’s back!🐰
Brunch with the Easter Bunny returns April 4th & 5th. Tickets are live now. Bring the kids. Bring the camera. Bring your appetite.
We’ve got the waffles, the bunny, and the good coffee.
Grab your tickets before they hop away. Link in bio🎟️
Bottomless brunch never looked this good 🍳
$29 per person. Order as much as you want from the menu below.
THE LINEUP:
→ Nashville Hot Honey Chicken & Waffles
→ Buffalo Pork Belly Hash
→ Pastrami Short Rib Benedict
→ French Quarter Beignets
→ Cinnamon Roll Monkey Bread
→ Avocado Toast
→ Breakfast Tacos
→ Classic Benedict
→ And more. So much more.
Saturdays & Sundays, 10am-3pm. Bring your appetite. We`ll handle the rest.
POV: You bought out Theismann`s for your event.
The bar`s yours. The big screens are on your game. Your crew`s happy. You look like a hero. Email Taylor to make it happen: taylor@alexrestpart.com
Joe`s All-American Burger. House-ground prime beef. Double smashed patties. American cheese. Pickles. Shredded iceberg. Russian dressing. Onion-brioche bun.
This is what people mean when they say "just get the burger."
Pitchers and catchers reported this month... you know what that means?
Swing and a miss? Walk it off at Theismann`s.
Best burger and wings in the game.
