Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismannโs Restaurant celebratesย Washington D.C.โs two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. ย Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrรฉes and more.ย Raise your game with one of the cityโs largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you wonโt want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismannโs Restaurant and Bar.ย Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
HAPPENINGS
Theismann’s Breakfast with the Easter Bunny
This Easter, treat your family to something truly special.
Join us at Theismann’s Restaurant in charming Old Town Alexandria for a magical Breakfast with the Easter Bunny. A morning your little ones will be talking about all year long.
Here’s what’s in store:
๐ฃ Meet the Easter Bunnyย and snap a photo to remember it forever
๐ฅ Easter Egg Hunt to let the little ones search for surprises
๐งบ Make Your Own Easter Basket is a hands-on keepsake activity just for kids
๐ณ A delicious family-style breakfast featuring French Toast, Scrambled Eggs, Deviled “Easter Eggs,” Smoked Salmon, Applewood-Smoked Bacon, Sausage, Tater Tots, fresh pastries, bagels, and a Yogurt Parfait
And for the grown-ups? Toast to the season with a classic Mimosa, Bellini, or Prosecco,ย because parents deserve to celebrate too.
Happy Opening Day โพ
First pitch. 3:05 PM ET.
Baseball is back. 11 screens. Cold beer. Sliders. The crack of the bat on every TV.
Whether you`re a diehard or just here for the atmosphereโyour seat is waiting.
See you at first pitch ๐ซต
Perfect bracket through Sweet 16? We need the recipe.
If you watch the game at Theismann`s, you can claim your prize for another winning week!
And if your bracket`s already toast, we`ve got wings and beer to ease the pain๐ป
Spring called ๐ Said you need a Number 7 ๐ฅ
Roku gin. Cucumber. Q elderflower tonic. Fresh, crisp, and ready for warmer weather.
The kind of drink that makes you forget winter ever happened.
Come get one. Or three. We`re not judging.
Brunch with the Easter Bunny April 4th & 5th๐
Waffles, eggs, face time with your favorite people. The kids will love it, and we`re here to feed everyone.
Grab your tickets today. Link in bio.
Defense wins championships. Wings win friends.
Feed the whole couch this March Madness.
Jumbo wings. Crispy. Sauced right. Delivered hot.
Order online. Skip the crowd. Stay on the couch. We`ve got the rest๐
First game. Bracket busted. Tale as old as time.
March Madness tips off today! We`ll be here with cold beer and hot wings regardless of how it goes.
Game on. Fork up.๐
Fill out your bracket with us March 15th & 16th!
Here`s what you`re playing for ๐
Round 1 Winners get a happy hour drink out of happy hour timing
Round 2 Winners get an appetizer on the house
Round 3 Winners get 15% off their check
Round 4 Winners get 1 entree on the house
Round 5 Winners get $50 ARP Gift Card
Round 6 Winners get $100 ARP Gift Card
... and A Perfect Bracket $250 ARP Gift Card!
Each game is worth a point. Most points at the end of each round move forward. Bring your bracket. Bring your confidence. Let`s see who knows ball.
Hop on over for breakfast with the Easter Bunny! ๐ฐ
April 4 & 5, 8โ10 AM
Family-style breakfast. Make-your-own Easter basket station. Easter egg hunt. Photos with the bunny. Complimentary mimosa or bellini for the adults (bottomless option available because let`s be real, it`s a holiday). $45 adults, $25 kids.
Reserve your table now before the eggs are all hidden and the seats are all gone๐
