Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 4:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
🦃 Make Thanksgiving delicious and stress-free with our Thanksgiving Dinner To-Go! 🍂
Enjoy a complete holiday feast featuring roasted turkey, classic sides, and your choice of pie, all prepared for you to enjoy at home. 🥧
📅 Pre-order by November 19 📍 Pick up at Vola`s Dockside Grill 📞 Call 703.935.8890 or scan the QR code to order.
Quantities are limited, so reserve your Thanksgiving feast today! 🍁
Save a spot in our house for your holiday party🎄🎅🎁
Events at Theismann`s mean the room, the bar, the food, and the game...all handled. Book early, the calendar fills up fast this time of year.
Email Taylor today. Link in our bio.
Words of affirmation are nice, but have you tried a cold one on tap?
Puck drops on the season 🏒 Home opener October 7th at 7:30 PM 🧊
Every screen, every shift, every reason to post up at the bar with wings and a cold beer. Let`s go.
Order your game day favorites and don`t miss a second of the action 🍕🍔🍺
Wings, pizza, burgers, all locked and loaded while every screen stays on the game. This is how Sunday`s supposed to go.
Open Early for Game Day 🏈🇬🇧
The Commanders vs. Colts are taking the game to London, and we`re opening early to watch it with you.
Sunday, October 4 | Doors open at 9 A.M.
Join us for brunch, football, and game day at Theismann`s.
Happy National Coffee Day ☕ We know a coffee that comes in a martini glass. Creamy, bold, and the only acceptable way to have your coffee after 5 PM.
Private events and catering, only at Theismann`s
Bring the party to us or let us bring it to you. Either way, nobody`s stuck cooking and everybody leaves happy. Email Taylor to start planning.
📧 Find out email in bio
