Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismannβs Restaurant celebratesΒ Washington D.C.βs two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Β Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrΓ©es and more.Β Raise your game with one of the cityβs largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you wonβt want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismannβs Restaurant and Bar.Β Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Defense wins championships. Wings win friends.
Feed the whole couch this March Madness.
Jumbo wings. Crispy. Sauced right. Delivered hot.
Order online. Skip the crowd. Stay on the couch. We`ve got the restπ
First game. Bracket busted. Tale as old as time.
March Madness tips off today! We`ll be here with cold beer and hot wings regardless of how it goes.
Game on. Fork up.π
Fill out your bracket with us March 15th & 16th!
Here`s what you`re playing for π
Round 1 Winners get a happy hour drink out of happy hour timing
Round 2 Winners get an appetizer on the house
Round 3 Winners get 15% off their check
Round 4 Winners get 1 entree on the house
Round 5 Winners get $50 ARP Gift Card
Round 6 Winners get $100 ARP Gift Card
... and A Perfect Bracket $250 ARP Gift Card!
Each game is worth a point. Most points at the end of each round move forward. Bring your bracket. Bring your confidence. Let`s see who knows ball.
Hop on over for breakfast with the Easter Bunny! π°
April 4 & 5, 8β10 AM
Family-style breakfast. Make-your-own Easter basket station. Easter egg hunt. Photos with the bunny. Complimentary mimosa or bellini for the adults (bottomless option available because let`s be real, it`s a holiday). $45 adults, $25 kids.
Reserve your table now before the eggs are all hidden and the seats are all goneπ
March Madness is almost here!π
That means voting starts on Theismannβs menu championship 2026!
The matchups:
β Breaded Wings vs. Cheesy Garlic Bread
β Warm Apple Crisp vs. Chocolate Mousse Cake
β Joeβs All-American Burger vs. Buffalo Chicken Pizza
β Chicken Fried Pickles vs. Hot Beer Cheese
Come defend your favorites and watch your alma mater. Your seat is waiting!
After a long day, there`s only one thing to do.
Dip something in our Hot Beer Cheese.
Golden lager. Melted cheese. Warm soft pretzels. The kind of decision that requires zero thought.
Come get some. Your seat is waiting.
The Easter Bunnyβs back!π°
Brunch with the Easter Bunny returns April 4th & 5th. Tickets are live now. Bring the kids. Bring the camera. Bring your appetite.
Weβve got the waffles, the bunny, and the good coffee.
Grab your tickets before they hop away. Link in bioποΈ
Bottomless brunch never looked this good π³
$29 per person. Order as much as you want from the menu below.
THE LINEUP:
β Nashville Hot Honey Chicken & Waffles
β Buffalo Pork Belly Hash
β Pastrami Short Rib Benedict
β French Quarter Beignets
β Cinnamon Roll Monkey Bread
β Avocado Toast
β Breakfast Tacos
β Classic Benedict
β And more. So much more.
Saturdays & Sundays, 10am-3pm. Bring your appetite. We`ll handle the rest.