Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
This August, join us for Alexandria Restaurant Week. Three courses for $45. August 14–23.
Start with crispy calamari, chicken flautas, or beef tenderloin bruschetta. Move on to blackened mahi-mahi, blackened salmon, or chicken schnitzel. Finish with chocolate mousse cake or lemon tart.
Classic comfort food, done right, in a room made for gathering with the people you like most. Make your reservation today, link in bio.
Rosé All Summer, chilled and waiting. Pull up a seat. Stay a while. Summer`s better from this stool.
Staff highlights 🚨 This time our hostess is coming in hot with a pizza rec: the Chicago Beef. Shaved house-made Chicago beef, giardiniera, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.
Recommendation? Veteran-level. Trust her.
Management at its finest. We`re figuring it out anyway. Come get some wings while we do.
"Another glass of Rosé All Summer, please."
It`s a whole mood. And it`s not going anywhere.
Our server—born and raised in Maryland—took some convincing to get on board with our Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip.
Lump blue crab, pimientos, bay-spiced tortilla chips. Now she can`t get enough. And once you try it, neither can you. Maryland approved.
Rest in peace to the BBQ-Bacon-Cheddar Burger.
House-ground prime beef, bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, Old No. 7 BBQ, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, brioche roll.
Gone too soon. Worth every bite.
Looking to host? We`ve got the room, the bar, and the game on every screen. From rehearsal dinners to office parties, Theismann`s is built for the occasion.
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