Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
view our menus
EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Winter ALX Restaurant Week starts this Thursday!
Three courses for $45. January 23rd–Feb 1st. Old Town, we got you covered.
Make your reservation today!
Winter ALX Restaurant Week starts this Thursday!
Three courses for $45. January 23rd–Feb 1st. Old Town, we got you covered.
Make your reservation today!
Winter Berry Sparkler
Lyre`s NA pink gin, NA prosecco, fresh lemon, and berry syrup. Antioxidants from the berries, vitamin C from the lemon, zero proof, full flavor.
Cheers without the compromise.
Winter Berry Sparkler
Lyre`s NA pink gin, NA prosecco, fresh lemon, and berry syrup. Antioxidants from the berries, vitamin C from the lemon, zero proof, full flavor.
Cheers without the compromise.
Come in once. Leave like a regular. That`s just how we do it here.
Meet the true MVP of playoff season🏆
The Sliders & Hot Dog Tower! Crowned with fries, onion rings, and 4 dipping sauces. Available for playoff games only.
Grab your crew, grab a seat, and let Theismann’s handle the win. 🍔🌭
Meet the true MVP of playoff season🏆
The Sliders & Hot Dog Tower! Crowned with fries, onion rings, and 4 dipping sauces. Available for playoff games only.
Grab your crew, grab a seat, and let Theismann’s handle the win. 🍔🌭
Winter Restaurant Week is almost here. Three courses for $45. Jan 23–Feb 1.
Kung pao shrimp wraps or spicy mussels to start. Blackened mahi with creole fried rice, chicken parm alla vodka, or jumbo shrimp rigatoni for your entrée. Peanut butter cheesecake or hot fudge sundae to finish.
Reserve your table today. Link in bio.
Winter Restaurant Week is almost here. Three courses for $45. Jan 23–Feb 1.
Kung pao shrimp wraps or spicy mussels to start. Blackened mahi with creole fried rice, chicken parm alla vodka, or jumbo shrimp rigatoni for your entrée. Peanut butter cheesecake or hot fudge sundae to finish.
Reserve your table today. Link in bio.
Selvarey hot cocoa. Chocolate rum, marshmallows, peppermint.
Winter in a glass. Hold the judgment.
Selvarey hot cocoa. Chocolate rum, marshmallows, peppermint.
Winter in a glass. Hold the judgment.
"Hanging with the boys tonight."
The boys: Heineken, Guinness, Coors.
Does your Valentine`s Day plan include our wine list?
Reserve your table now before someone else does.
Does your Valentine`s Day plan include our wine list?
Reserve your table now before someone else does.