Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
💍 That’s the real love story.
Juicy patties. Crispy fries. Zero regrets.
Now all that’s left is to say “I dew” to a draft beer.
🍔 Pull up a chair, we`ll save you a pickle.
💍 That’s the real love story.
Juicy patties. Crispy fries. Zero regrets.
Now all that’s left is to say “I dew” to a draft beer.
🍔 Pull up a chair, we`ll save you a pickle.
LEMON BASIL MARTINI.
Vodka-forward, citrus-bright, and not playing around.
🍋 On the menu. At the bar.
Tag someone who needs this today.
LEMON BASIL MARTINI.
Vodka-forward, citrus-bright, and not playing around.
🍋 On the menu. At the bar.
Tag someone who needs this today.
BBQ Grilled Chicken like it’s supposed to be.
Crisp bacon, melty cheddar, toasted bun.
🎯 No guesswork, just good food.
BBQ Grilled Chicken like it’s supposed to be.
Crisp bacon, melty cheddar, toasted bun.
🎯 No guesswork, just good food.
We’re saying thank you the best way we know how — with good food and drinks
Federal employees, enjoy 50% off food and non-alcoholic beverages when you show your federal ID or badge. Join us in Old Town for a meal that’s made with care.
You’ve earned it.
Government Shutdown | Budget Standoff | Congressional Deadlock | Federal Funding | Government Funding Bill | Federal Employees | Furlough | Furloughed Workers | Working Without Pay | Government Services
We’re saying thank you the best way we know how — with good food and drinks
Federal employees, enjoy 50% off food and non-alcoholic beverages when you show your federal ID or badge. Join us in Old Town for a meal that’s made with care.
You’ve earned it.
Government Shutdown | Budget Standoff | Congressional Deadlock | Federal Funding | Government Funding Bill | Federal Employees | Furlough | Furloughed Workers | Working Without Pay | Government Services
🎁 Holiday catering = handled.
From office parties to home feasts, we’ve got the spread.
📧 Contact information in the bio to lock it in.
🎁 Holiday catering = handled.
From office parties to home feasts, we’ve got the spread.
📧 Contact information in the bio to lock it in.
Skin-on. Golden. Gone in seconds.
A side? Sure. But they steal the show every time.
📍Order them solo or stacked with your burger.
Skin-on. Golden. Gone in seconds.
A side? Sure. But they steal the show every time.
📍Order them solo or stacked with your burger.
Problems melt away when I see my beer pouring.
Big pours, cold drafts, and strong cocktails on deck daily.
🕒 Happy Hour Mon–Fri, 3–7pm
📺 Game on. Fork up.
Problems melt away when I see my beer pouring.
Big pours, cold drafts, and strong cocktails on deck daily.
🕒 Happy Hour Mon–Fri, 3–7pm
📺 Game on. Fork up.
🏀 Basketball is BACK! Don`t miss any of the NBA Preseason action.
Theismann’s is your front-row seat to every buzzer-beater and breakout play.
📺 Catch all the action live
🍔 Great food, cold drinks, unbeatable vibes
🏀 Basketball is BACK! Don`t miss any of the NBA Preseason action.
Theismann’s is your front-row seat to every buzzer-beater and breakout play.
📺 Catch all the action live
🍔 Great food, cold drinks, unbeatable vibes
