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Classic American Fare with Good Game

A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates  Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann.   Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.

Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more.  Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.

HOURS

Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm

BRUNCH HOURS

Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm

HAPPY HOUR

Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.

EVENTS & CATERING

Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar.  Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.

“The ultimate feast for game day. Or, for that matter, any day.”

- Emily Monaco

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