Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Mozzarella. Garlic butter. Marinara for dipping. It`s called pull-apart bread because sharing is technically optional.
Cheesy Garlic Bread | Pull-Apart Bread | Mozzarella Appetizer | Garlic Bread Alexandria | Shareable Apps | Game Day Appetizers
Mozzarella. Garlic butter. Marinara for dipping. It`s called pull-apart bread because sharing is technically optional.
Cheesy Garlic Bread | Pull-Apart Bread | Mozzarella Appetizer | Garlic Bread Alexandria | Shareable Apps | Game Day Appetizers
Breakfast with Santa. Tickets on sale now. Pancakes, photos, and zero line at the mall.
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Breakfast with Santa. Tickets on sale now. Pancakes, photos, and zero line at the mall.
Breakfast with Santa Alexandria | Santa Brunch | Holiday Kids Event | Christmas Breakfast | Family Holiday Event | Santa Photos Alexandria
Thanksgiving is almost here, and we think you should spend it with us.
All you can eat. Turkey. Ham. Strip steak.Plus, praline sweet potatoes and pecan pie bars.
Kids under 12 eat for $19. Game`s on at the bar if you need an escape route.
Make your reservation today!
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Thanksgiving is almost here, and we think you should spend it with us.
All you can eat. Turkey. Ham. Strip steak.Plus, praline sweet potatoes and pecan pie bars.
Kids under 12 eat for $19. Game`s on at the bar if you need an escape route.
Make your reservation today!
Thanksgiving Buffet Alexandria | All You Can Eat Thanksgiving | Chef-Carved Turkey | Thanksgiving Dinner Alexandria VA | Family Thanksgiving | Game Day Thanksgiving | Thanksgiving Near Me
Private room? We’ve got one.
Business dinner, birthday bash, or post-game crew.
📞 Call to book or just ask when you’re here.
Email information can be found in our bio.
Private room? We’ve got one.
Business dinner, birthday bash, or post-game crew.
📞 Call to book or just ask when you’re here.
Email information can be found in our bio.
Your favorite sandwich says a lot about you.
We’re not judging (unless it’s no fries on the side).
👀 Tell us your usual—bonus points for sauce combos.
Your favorite sandwich says a lot about you.
We’re not judging (unless it’s no fries on the side).
👀 Tell us your usual—bonus points for sauce combos.
Bar lines up. Who’s in for happy hour?
$ deals on drinks and bites, 3–7pm weekdays.
📍 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA
Bar lines up. Who’s in for happy hour?
$ deals on drinks and bites, 3–7pm weekdays.
📍 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA
🦃 Thanksgiving, Theismann’s Style 🍁
Big flavors. Bigger portions. No cooking required.
✨ Thursday, Nov 28 | $59 per adult | $19 for young diners
(*Plus tax & gratuity)
Come hungry for all-you-can-enjoy:
🥗 Fresh salads, seasonal fruit, & house-baked breads
🔥 Warm sides like praline sweet potatoes & green bean casserole
🍖 Carving station with NY strip, spiral ham, and roasted turkey
🍪 Dessert spread with pie shooters, cookies, & crisp
Need a halftime snack? Hit the bar for hot beer cheese, wings, crab dip & burgers that don’t play.
📍Reserve now at the link in our bio, Theismanns.com, or call 703-739-0777
Come for the turkey, stay for the mousse shooters 🥂
🦃 Thanksgiving, Theismann’s Style 🍁
Big flavors. Bigger portions. No cooking required.
✨ Thursday, Nov 28 | $59 per adult | $19 for young diners
(*Plus tax & gratuity)
Come hungry for all-you-can-enjoy:
🥗 Fresh salads, seasonal fruit, & house-baked breads
🔥 Warm sides like praline sweet potatoes & green bean casserole
🍖 Carving station with NY strip, spiral ham, and roasted turkey
🍪 Dessert spread with pie shooters, cookies, & crisp
Need a halftime snack? Hit the bar for hot beer cheese, wings, crab dip & burgers that don’t play.
📍Reserve now at the link in our bio, Theismanns.com, or call 703-739-0777
Come for the turkey, stay for the mousse shooters 🥂
Join us at Theismann’s for a warm, abundant Thanksgiving buffet.
Full of classic favorites, seasonal touches, and all the deliciousness you’ve been craving.
Gather, indulge, and make memories.
📅 Reserve your seat today before it fills up!
Join us at Theismann’s for a warm, abundant Thanksgiving buffet.
Full of classic favorites, seasonal touches, and all the deliciousness you’ve been craving.
Gather, indulge, and make memories.
📅 Reserve your seat today before it fills up!
