
Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 9:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 9:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
Happy Pride Month from all of us at Joe Theismann Restaurant!
We`re excited to celebrate love, inclusion, and community with our special Love is Love Cocktail. A portion of the proceeds from this drink will be donated to Safe Space NOVA, an organization dedicated to creating supportive spaces for LGBTQ+ youth while combating stigma and bullying.
Sip with pride. Support with purpose.
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Happy Pride Month from all of us at Joe Theismann Restaurant!
We`re excited to celebrate love, inclusion, and community with our special Love is Love Cocktail. A portion of the proceeds from this drink will be donated to Safe Space NOVA, an organization dedicated to creating supportive spaces for LGBTQ+ youth while combating stigma and bullying.
Sip with pride. Support with purpose.
#joetheismannrestaurants #AlexandriaEats
Planning a graduation party, celebration, or corporate gathering?
Our private event spaces are just the right mix of classic, comfortable, and elevated.
Let us handle the food and hospitality—so you can focus on making memories.
🎉 Find more details at the link in our bio or visit our website to start planning today!
#JoeTheismanns #PrivateDining #AlexandriaEvents

Planning a graduation party, celebration, or corporate gathering?
Our private event spaces are just the right mix of classic, comfortable, and elevated.
Let us handle the food and hospitality—so you can focus on making memories.
🎉 Find more details at the link in our bio or visit our website to start planning today!
#JoeTheismanns #PrivateDining #AlexandriaEvents
This Memorial Day, we’re serving comfort with a cocktail.
Grab your crew and pair brunch with one of our specialty cocktails and kick off summer with flavor, friends, and a toast to those we honor today.
#MemorialDay #JoeTheismanns #AlexandriaEats

This Memorial Day, we’re serving comfort with a cocktail.
Grab your crew and pair brunch with one of our specialty cocktails and kick off summer with flavor, friends, and a toast to those we honor today.
#MemorialDay #JoeTheismanns #AlexandriaEats
Game on. 🍻🏀
Grab a friend, claim your seat, and catch all the action of the NBA Conference Finals right here at Joe Theismann’s.
Cold drinks, big screens, and the kind of bar bites that make every play even better.
Let’s make it a night.
#JoeTheismanns #NBAPlayoffs #AlexandriaSportsBar

Game on. 🍻🏀
Grab a friend, claim your seat, and catch all the action of the NBA Conference Finals right here at Joe Theismann’s.
Cold drinks, big screens, and the kind of bar bites that make every play even better.
Let’s make it a night.
#JoeTheismanns #NBAPlayoffs #AlexandriaSportsBar
Turn up the heat with our Spicy P.E.I. Mussels—simmered in white wine with tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, and herbs. 🔥🦪
Served with garlic toast for soaking up every last drop of bold, buttery flavor. You’ll want the whole bowl.
#JoeTheismanns #AlexandriaEats

Turn up the heat with our Spicy P.E.I. Mussels—simmered in white wine with tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, and herbs. 🔥🦪
Served with garlic toast for soaking up every last drop of bold, buttery flavor. You’ll want the whole bowl.
#JoeTheismanns #AlexandriaEats
Fridays call for bold flavors and serious bites. 🔥🍔
Our BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger is stacked high with house-ground prime chuck, crispy bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, Old No. 7 BBQ sauce, and dijonnaise—all on a toasted kaiser roll.
Weekend plans? Start with this.
#JoeTheismanns #AlexandriaDining

Fridays call for bold flavors and serious bites. 🔥🍔
Our BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger is stacked high with house-ground prime chuck, crispy bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, Old No. 7 BBQ sauce, and dijonnaise—all on a toasted kaiser roll.
Weekend plans? Start with this.
#JoeTheismanns #AlexandriaDining