Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss.
HOURS
Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm
Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.
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EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar. Whether you’re huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Owner’s Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.
🎄 Holiday Hosting? We’ve Got You.
We bring the good food and even better vibes.
📧 Email information in the bio to plan your holiday event now before the calendar fills up!
📍 Joe Theismann’s Restaurant | Alexandria, VA
🎄 Holiday Hosting? We’ve Got You.
We bring the good food and even better vibes.
📧 Email information in the bio to plan your holiday event now before the calendar fills up!
📍 Joe Theismann’s Restaurant | Alexandria, VA
BBQ, bacon, and cheddar. Name a better trio... We’ll wait.
House-ground prime chuck + crispy onions + Old No. 7 flavor = serious bite.
📣 Available all day. Come hungry.
BBQ, bacon, and cheddar. Name a better trio... We’ll wait.
House-ground prime chuck + crispy onions + Old No. 7 flavor = serious bite.
📣 Available all day. Come hungry.
Game on ⚾ Bring your A‑game (and appetite) to Theismann’s!
Where every pitch, hit, and homer is shown LIVE.
📺 Catch all the the MLB 2025 post‑season games
🥂 Grab your crew and order your favorites.
Game on ⚾ Bring your A‑game (and appetite) to Theismann’s!
Where every pitch, hit, and homer is shown LIVE.
📺 Catch all the the MLB 2025 post‑season games
🥂 Grab your crew and order your favorites.
Enter Sandman to this burger stack.
American cheese, house-made Russian dressing—no notes.
📍 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA
🍟 Tag your burger crew.
Enter Sandman to this burger stack.
American cheese, house-made Russian dressing—no notes.
📍 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA
🍟 Tag your burger crew.
The crew makes it happen.
Front of house, back of house, and everyone in between.
Big love to the team that keeps the plays tight and the plates full.
The crew makes it happen.
Front of house, back of house, and everyone in between.
Big love to the team that keeps the plays tight and the plates full.
Weekend game plan:
Brunch from 10 to 3. Wings, waffles, mimosas, and more.
Every Saturday and Sunday.
Weekend game plan:
Brunch from 10 to 3. Wings, waffles, mimosas, and more.
Every Saturday and Sunday.
New brunch menu just dropped.
Fresh picks, bold flavors, strong pours.
Come see what’s new this weekend.
New brunch menu just dropped.
Fresh picks, bold flavors, strong pours.
Come see what’s new this weekend.
Tough choice:
➡️ Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip
➡️ Prime All-Beef Meatloaf
➡️ Chocolate Mousse Cake to finish
Why not go 3 for 3?
Tough choice:
➡️ Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip
➡️ Prime All-Beef Meatloaf
➡️ Chocolate Mousse Cake to finish
Why not go 3 for 3?