
Classic American Fare with Good Game
A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismannβs Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.βs two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space.
Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrΓ©es and more. Raise your game with one of the cityβs largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you wonβt want to miss.
- 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA 22314
- 703.739.0777
HOURS
Monday β Friday: 11:00 am β 11:00 pm
Saturday β Sunday: 9:00 am β 11:00 pm
BRUNCH HOURS
Saturday & Sunday: 9:00 am β 3:00 pm
HAPPY HOUR
Monday β Friday: 3:00 pm β 7:00 pm
Available in the bar + lounge areas.









Theismannβs provides the total guest experience
Happy Hour
Meet us at the 50 yard line for Happy Hour at the Theismannβs bar and lounge areas. Every Monday through Friday from 3 pm to 7 pm, score $5 well-drinks, house wines and draft beers as well as $8 specialty cocktails for the win.
Our happy hour bar bites menu features all your tailgating favorites including Chicken Fried Pickles, Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip, a Vegan Chorizo Taco, Buffalo Chicken Wings and JTR Chicken Fingers. Enjoy them individually or score big and get βem all for $32.
Brunch
Tackle your weekend plans with brunch every Saturday and Sunday from 9 am to 3 pm. Start your play with our Mimosa Flight that features four unique bubble combinations. From Joeβs Breakfast to Joeβs All-American Burger, weβve got all the delicious plays to satisfy every craving.
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MENU
PRICING (*Tax & gratuity not included) |
$59* per person Young Diners $19* per person |
Cold Items & Salads Station
FRUIT DISPLAY V G seasonal fruit |
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ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V G cucumber relish, feta cheese, and pita |
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CAESAR SALAD romaine, parmesan, creamy caesar dressing |
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MIXED GREENS grape tomatoes, cucumbers, dried cranberries, bacon, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette, ranch, honey mustard |
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YOGURT granola |
Omelet station
HAM |
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BACON |
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SAUSAGE |
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GREEN PEPPERS |
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MUSHROOMS |
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ONIONS |
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TOMATOES |
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SPINACH |
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CHEDDAR |
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SWISS |
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FETA |
Waffle Station
SYRUP |
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FRUIT & BERRIES |
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WHIPPED CREAM |
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CHOCOLATE CHIPS |
Warm Foods & Sides Station
BLACKENED SALMON G lemon-caper sauce |
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CHICKEN LOUISIANA |
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JOEβS SPIRALE CHICKEN |
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CHICKEN FINGERS duck sauce, honey mustard |
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CHICKEN WINGS buffalo, bbq, teriyaki sauces |
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CRAB DIP warm chips |
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PANCAKES maple syrup |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS |
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BISCUITS & GRAVY |
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ROASTED BRUSSELS SPROUTS V G |
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GREEN BEANS V G |
Carving Station
SPIRAL HAM G maple-honey glaze |
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ROASTED LAMB LEG G rosemary jus, apple-mint jelly |
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PRIME RIB G creamy horseradish and peppercorn sauces |
Breads & Dessert Station
TOAST | ENGLISH MUFFINS | BAGELS | PASTRIES |
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JAMS |
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WHIPPED BUTTER V |
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CHEESECAKE SQUARES V |
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CHOCOLATE PUDDING SHOOTERS |
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COOKIE DISPLAY V |
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APPLE COBBLER V |
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BREAD PUDDING |
STARTERS
HOT BEER CHEESE V golden lager, soft pretzels |
$12.00 |
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V pickled onion and cucumber relish, feta cheese, paprika, warm pita |
$12.00 |
CRISPY CALAMARI light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara, blackened ranch |
$14.00 |
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips |
$16.00 |
HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing |
$9.00 |
SPICY P.E.I. MUSSELS tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, white wine, herbs, garlic toast |
$14.00 |
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS hand breaded, house duck sauce |
$10.00 |
GIANT CHEESY GARLIC PULL-APART BREAD V mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara |
$13.00 |
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V blackened ranch |
$8.00 |
SOUP & SALADS Add to any salad: grilled chicken +7 | chicken fingers +5 | grilled salmon +15
FRENCH ONION SOUP braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast |
$12.00 |
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs |
$9.00 |
GARDEN SALAD V mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette |
$7.00 $12.00 |
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette |
$8.00 $13.00 |
CAESAR SALAD* romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan |
$8.00 $13.00 |
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch |
$18.00 |
GREEK SALAD V G romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing |
$8.00 $13.00 |
BAR PIZZA Unique 8β thin pan pizzas
THREE CHEESE V cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce |
$8.50 |
PEPPERONI cup and char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce |
$9.50 |
BUFFALO CHICKEN grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joeβs buffalo sauce & blue cheese drizzle |
$10.50 |
CUBANO braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce |
$10.50 |
MEDITERRANEAN V feta, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce |
$9.50 |
VEGETARIAN CHORIZO V impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter |
$11.50 |
WINGS SAUCES: joeβs buffalo | honey-bourbon teriyaki | garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper | old no. 7 bbq
BREADED OR NAKED choice of blue cheese or ranch |
$13.00 6 wings $24.00 12 wings |
BURGERS & SANDWICHES Served with skin-on fries
JOEβS ALL-AMERICAN BURGER* house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun |
$18.00 $2.50 substitute impossible burger |
BBQ BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER* house-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll |
$19.00 |
BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, old no.7 bbq sauce, kaiser roll |
$17.00 |
CORNED BEEF REUBEN house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marbled rye |
$19.00 |
JTR CUBANO braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread |
$18.00 |
LUMP CRAB CAKE SANDWICH lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll |
$24.00 |
BUFFALO CHICKEN crispy breaded chicken thigh, joeβs buffalo sauce, blue cheese, ranch, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, kaiser roll |
$18.00 |
CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH house roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread |
$19.00 |
MAINS
45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON* crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus |
$39.00 |
BABY BACK RIBS spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries |
$23.00 half rack $34.00 full rack |
JOEβS FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream |
$21.00 |
CHICKEN LOUISIANA G shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice |
$25.00 |
60 DAY AGED 12oz NY STRIP* G crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic-green beans, bearnaise butter |
$44.00 |
BLACKENED SALMON* grilled asparagus, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs |
$28.00 |
FISH & CHIPS beer-battered cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce |
$22.00 |
LUMP CRAB CAKES skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce |
$36.00 |
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS hand breaded, skin-on fries, house duck sauce |
$16.00 1β2 lb $21.00 1 lb |
PRIME ALL BEEF MEATLOAF crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic-green beans, crispy onions, old no.7 bbq glaze |
$21.00 |
SIDES
CRISPY GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V |
$7.00 |
SKIN-ON FRIES V |
$6.00 |
SAUTΓED GARLIC GREEN BEANS V G |
$7.00 |
CREOLE COLESLAW V G |
$5.00 |
GRILLED ASPARAGUS V G |
$9.00 |
BREAKFAST
BUTTERMILK MALTED WAFFLE V vanilla | blueberry | chocolate chip maple syrup, whipped butter |
$11.00 |
EGGS BENEDICT poached eggs*, english muffin, hollandaise, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes |
$17.00 canadian bacon $24.00 lump crab cake $19.00 corned beef |
JOEβS BREAKFAST two eggs* any style, bacon or sausage patty, crispy smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast |
$16.00 |
QUARTERBACK SCRAMBLE scrambled eggs, roasted mushrooms, crisp bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast |
$16.00 |
GREEK SCRAMBLE V scrambled eggs, feta cheese, spinach, tomatoes, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast |
$15.00 |
SAUSAGE & EGG SANDWICH two fried eggs*, sharp white cheddar, grilled sausage, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, potato bun |
$15.00 |
STARTERS
HOT BEER CHEESE V golden lager, soft pretzels |
$12.00 |
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V pickled onion and cucumber relish, feta cheese, paprika, warm pita |
$12.00 |
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V blackened ranch |
$8.00 |
CRISPY CALAMARI light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara, blackened ranch |
$14.00 |
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips |
$16.00 |
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS hand breaded, house duck sauce |
$10.00 |
HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing |
$9.00 |
SPICY P.E.I. MUSSELS tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, white wine, herbs, garlic toast |
$14.00 |
SOUP & SALADS add to any salad: grilled chicken +7 | chicken fingers +5 | grilled salmon +15
FRENCH ONION SOUP braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast |
$12.00 |
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER freshly shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs |
$9.00 |
GREEK SALAD V G romaine lettuce, feta, cucumber, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing |
$8.00 $13.50 |
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette |
$8.00 $13.00 |
CAESAR SALAD* romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan |
$8.00 $13.00 |
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, cheddar, bacon, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch |
$18.00 |
WINGS SAUCES: joeβs buffalo, honey-bourbon teriyaki, garlic-parmesan, lemon-pepper, old no. 7 bbq
BREADED OR NAKED G choice of blue cheese or ranch |
$13.00 6 wings $24.00 12 wings |
BRUNCH SPECIALS
WARM GIANT CINNAMON ROLL V citrus cream cheese frosting |
$8.00 |
WARM APPLE-CINNAMON DONUTS V maple syrup, cinnamon sugar |
$7.00 |
CHICKEN & WAFFLES buttermilk malted waffle, crispy fried chicken thighs, spicy buttered maple syrup |
$21.00 |
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST V fried egg*, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotle aioli, marble rye toast |
$15.00 |
CORNED BEEF HASH house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs* |
$21.00 |
STEAK & EGGS 8oz ny strip*, two eggs*, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast |
$36.00 |
FRIED CHICKEN BISCUIT hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, thick cut bacon, sharp white cheddar, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes |
$17.00 |
BRUNCH BURGER* house ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, fried egg, sharp cheddar, maple caramelized onions, hollandaise, skin-on fries, onion-brioche bun |
$21.00 |
BURGERS & SANDWICHES Served with skin on fries
JOEβS ALL-AMERICAN BURGER* two house ground prime smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun |
$18.00 $2.50 substitute impossible burger |
BBQ BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER* house ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no |
$19.00 |
BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, old no |
$17.00 |
CORNED BEEF REUBEN house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye |
$19.00 |
JTR CUBANO braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread |
$18.00 |
LUMP CRAB CAKE SANDWICH lettuce, tomatoes, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll |
$24.00 |
BUFFALO CHICKEN crispy breaded chicken thigh, joeβs buffalo sauce, blue cheese, ranch, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, kaiser roll |
$18.00 |
CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH house roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, toasted pullman bread |
$19.00 |
BAR PIZZA Unique 8β thin pan pizzas
THREE CHEESE V cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, pizza sauce |
$8.50 |
PEPPERONI cup and char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce |
$9.50 |
BUFFALO CHICKEN grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joeβs buffalo sauce & blue cheese drizzle |
$10.50 |
CUBANO braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce |
$10.50 |
MEDITERRANEAN V feta, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce |
$9.50 |
VEGETARIAN CHORIZO V impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter |
$11.50 |
MAINS
BABY BACK RIBS spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin on fries |
$23.00 half rack $34.00 full rack |
JOEβS FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream |
$21.00 |
BLACKENED SALMON* grilled asparagus, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs |
$28.00 |
45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON* crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus |
$39.00 |
FISH & CHIPS beer battered cod, skin on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce |
$22.00 |
LUMP CRAB CAKES skin on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce |
$36.00 |
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS hand breaded, skin on fries, house duck sauce |
$16.00 1β2 lb $21.00 1 lb |
SIDES
APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON G |
$5.00 |
GRILLED SAUSAGE PATTY G |
$5.00 |
1 EGG*, ANY STYLE G |
$2.00 |
CRISPY GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V |
$6.00 |
SEASONAL FRUIT CUP V G |
$5.00 |
MIMOSA BAR Brunch libations
ASSORTED FRUITS AND JUICES |
$7.00 Single $3.00 Refills |
MIMOSA FLIGHT Brunch libations
SUNRISE tequila, cherry, pineapple |
$18.00 |
SPARKLING PASSION passion fruit, lime, elderflower |
$18.00 |
HIBISCUS lemon, cinnamon |
$18.00 |
BUZZ AND FUZZ peach, sauvignon blanc, cherry |
$18.00 |
SPIRITS Brunch libations
BLOODY MARY broken shed vodka, theismannβs mix, hot sauce, bacon sea salt, fresh horseradish, bacon |
$12.00 |
PINEAPPLE MOJITO bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice |
$10.00 |
BROKEN SHED VODKA SCREWDRIVER freshly squeezed orange juice |
$12.00 |
BROKEN SHED VODKA GREYHOUND freshly squeezed grapefruit juice |
$12.00 |
SPARKLING Wines
BRUT ROSE, Wycliff, CA |
$8.00 $30.00 |
CAVA BRUT, Poema, ES |
$9.00 $34.00 |
PROSECCO, La Marca, Prosecco DOC, IT |
$11.00 $42.00 |
MOSCATO DβASTI, Marcarini, Piedmont DOCG, IT |
$12.00 $44.00 |
BRUT ROSE, Canella, Prosecco DOC, IT |
$13.00 187ml |
CHAMPAGNE, Piper-Heidsieck βCuvee 1785,β Reims, FR |
$68.00 |
BRUT CHAMPAGNE, Veuve Clicquot βYellow Label,β Reims, FR |
$107.00 |
CHAMPAGNE, Dom PΓ©rignon, Champagne, FR |
$399.00 |
WHITE Wines
ALBARINO, AbadΓa De San Campio, DO RΓas Baixas, ES |
$12.00 $46.00 |
PINOT GRIGIO, Proverb, CA |
$8.00 $30.00 |
PINOT GRIGIO, Terlato, Friuli Colli Orientali DOC, IT |
$12.00 $46.00 |
SAUVIGNON BLANC, Falernia, Elqui Valley, CL |
$11.00 $42.00 |
SAUVIGNON BLANC, Echo Bay, Marlborough, NZ |
$12.00 $46.00 |
RIESLING, The Seeker, Mosel, DE |
$10.00 $38.00 |
CHARDONNAY, Proverb, CA |
$8.00 $30.00 |
CHARDONNAY, Kendall-Jackson βVintnerβs Reserve,β CA |
$11.00 $40.00 |
CHARDONNAY, La Crema, Sonoma Coast, CA |
$12.00 $44.00 |
CHARDONNAY, Cakebread, Napa Valley, CA |
$80.00 |
CHARDONNAY, Merryvale, Napa Valley, CA |
$99.00 |
WHITE BLEND, Santa Cristina, Casasole, Orvieto Classico DOC Amabile, IT |
$12.00 $44.00 |
REDS & ROSE Wines
ROSE, Ferrari-Carano, Sonoma, CA |
$36.00 |
ROSE, La Jolie Fleur, MΓ©diterranΓ©e, FR |
$12.00 $42.00 |
ROSE, Les Sarrins, CΓ΄tes de Provence, FR |
$13.00 $46.00 |
ROSE, Fantini, Calalenta, Abruzzo, IT |
$54.00 |
PINOT NOIR, Storypoint, CA |
$10.00 $38.00 |
PINOT NOIR, Erath βResplendent,β OR |
$14.00 $54.00 |
PINOT NOIR, J Vineyards βBlack,β CA |
$48.00 |
PINOT NOIR, Banshee, Sonoma Coast |
$13.00 $50.00 |
PINOT NOIR, Four Graces, Willamette Valley, OR |
$56.00 |
PINOT NOIR, Gary Farrell, Russian River Valley, CA |
$85.00 |
PINOT NOIR, Rochioli, Russian River Valley, CA |
$129.00 |
MERLOT, Proverb, CA |
$8.00 $30.00 |
MERLOT, Chateau Souverain, CA |
$32.00 |
MALBEC, Nieto Senetiner, Mendoza, AR |
$12.00 $46.00 |
MALBEC, Don Miguel GascΓ³n βReserva,β Mendoza, AR |
$59.00 |
MONTEPULCIANO DβABRUZZO, Fantini, Abruzzo DOC, IT |
$11.00 $40.00 |
CHIANTI, Cecchi, Tuscany, IT |
$52.00 |
SHIRAZ, Robert Oatley, McLaren Vale, AU |
$48.00 |
SANGIOVESE, Arcanum, La Porta, Tuscany, IT |
$50.00 |
RED BLEND, Kuleto Estate, βIndia Ink,β Napa/Lake Counties, CA |
$12.00 $44.00 |
RED BLEND, Il Poggione, Rosso Di Montalcino DOC, Tuscany, IT |
$64.00 |
RED BLEND, Farnese βEdizioneβ Cinque Autoctoni, Abruzzo & Puglia, IT |
$128.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Proverb, CA |
$8.00 $30.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, William Hill, North Coast, CA |
$35.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Kendall-Jackson βVintnerβs Reserve,β Sonoma County, CA |
$13.00 $48.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Sebastiani, Sonoma, CA |
$17.00 $64.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Rutherford Hill, Napa Valley, CA |
$90.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Silver Oak, Alexander Valley, CA |
$125.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Maxville, Napa Valley, CA |
$129.00 |
CABERNET SAUVIGNON, Chimney Rock, Stags Leap District, CA |
$148.00 |
ZINFANDEL, Edmeades, Mendocino County, CA |
$48.00 |
ZINFANDEL, McPrice Myers, Pound for Pound, Paso Robles, CA |
$14.00 $54.00 |
DRAFTS Beers. Premium Pitcher $29 | Domestic Pitcher $24
BUD LIGHT, Pale Lager, MO | 4.2% |
$6.50 |
MILLER LITE, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% |
$6.50 |
GUINNESS, Irish Stout, IE | 4.3% |
$10.00 |
YUENGLING, Amber Lager, PA | 4.4% |
$7.00 |
LIONβS HEAD, Broken Leg, Golden Lager, PA | 4.5% |
$7.00 |
DENIZENS, Born Bohemian Pils, Pilsner, MD | 4.9% |
$8.00 |
ANGRY ORCHARD, Crisp Apple, Hard Cider, NY | 5.0% |
$8.00 |
PORT CITY, Optimal Wit, Witbier, VA | 4.9% |
$8.00 |
STELLA ARTOIS, Pale Lager, BE | 5.0% |
$8.00 |
DEVILβS BACKBONE, Vienna Lager, Vienna Style Lager, VA | 5.2% |
$8.00 |
VASEN, Hefeweizen, Wheat Beer, VA | 5.5% |
$8.00 |
ONE FAMILY BREWING, The Fallen, West Coast Style IPA, PA | 6% |
$8.00 |
LAGUNITAS, IPA, American Style IPA, CA | 6.2% |
$8.00 |
NEW REALM, Hazy Like A Fox, New England Style IPA, VA | 6.4% |
$8.00 |
WINCHESTER CIDERWORKS, Malice, Traditional Cider, VA | 6.5% |
$8.00 |
STONE, IPA, West Coast Style IPA, VA | 6.9% |
$8.00 |
PORT CITY, Porter, VA | 7.5% |
$8.00 |
SAMUEL ADAMS, Seasonal Selection, MA | |
$8.00 |
ROTATING Seasonal Beer |
IMPORTED BOTTLES Beers
HEINEKEN, 0.0, Lager, NL | 0% |
$7.00 |
AMSTEL LIGHT, Pale Lager, NL | 3.5% |
$7.00 |
CORONA LIGHT, Pale Lager, MX | 4.5% |
$7.00 |
CORONA EXTRA, American Adjunct Lager, MX | 4.6% |
$7.00 |
HEINEKEN, Euro Pale Lager, NL | 5.4% |
$7.00 |
DOMESTIC BOTTLES Beers. Mix & match bucket - $ 28 (choose 5 beers)
MICHELOB ULTRA, Pale Lager, MI | 4.2% |
$6.00 |
COORS LIGHT, Light Lager, CO | 4.2% |
$6.00 |
SAMUEL ADAMS, Boston Lager, Amber Lager, MA | 4.8% |
$7.50 |
BUDWEISER, Pale Lager, MO | 5.0% |
$6.00 |
NARAGANSETT, (16oz) Lager, RI | 5.0% |
$6.50 |
NEW BELGIUM, Fat Tire, Amber Ale, NC | 5.2% |
$7.50 |
BLUE POINT, Toasted Lager, Amber Lager, VA | 5.5% |
$6.00 |
OTTER CREEK, Daily Dose, IPA, VT | 5.5% |
$7.00 |
SIERRA NEVADA, Pale Ale, American Pale Ale, CA | 5.6% |
$7.00 |
BROTHERS, Hoptimization, IPA, VA | 7.1% |
$8.00 |
SOUTHERN TIER, 2XIPA, Double IPA, NY | 8.2% |
$8.00 |
NOT BEER
HIGH NOON, Passion Fruit, Hard Seltzer, CA | 5.0% |
$7.00 |
TRULY, Mixed Berry, Hard Seltzer, RI | 5.0% |
$7.00 |
CBD LIVING, Black Cherry, Sparkling Water, CA | 0.0% |
$8.00 |
Cocktails
LEMON BASIL MARTINI new amsterdam vodka, lustau dry vermouth, basil syrup, fresh lemon juice |
$12.00 |
FORWARD PROGRESS jameson, freshly squeezed orange juice, bitters |
$12.00 |
NUMBER 7 roku gin, cucumber, q elderflower tonic |
$12.00 |
MAKERβS OLD FASHIONED orange, regansβ no. 6 bitters, cherry |
$13.00 |
START SPREADING THE NEWS strawberry infused new amsterdam vodka, lemon, hibiscus syrup |
$11.00 |
CHERRY BLOSSOM SANGRIA wycliff brut rose, lustau blanc vermouth, cherry juice, orange flower water |
$11.00 |
BOURBON BRUZE makerβs mark bourbon, honey-mint syrup, ginger juice, fresh lemon juice |
$12.00 |
PINK CADILLAC MARGARITA altos reposado tequila, fresh lime juice, house made mixed berry syrup |
$13.00 |
LONG SNAPPER hanson of sonoma organic cucumber vodka, q hibiscus ginger beer, lime juice |
$12.00 |
MAIN
Warm Apple Crisp V pecan crumble topping, vanilla bean ice cream |
$8.00 |
Hot Fudge Sundae V vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls & rolled cookies |
$8.00 |
Peanut Butter Cheesecake oreo crust, chocolate glaze, chantilly cream, peanut butter cups |
$8.00 |
Chocolate Mousse Cake chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream |
$8.00 |
HAPPY HOUR AVAILABLE IN THE BAR & LOUNGE AREA. MONDAY - FRIDAY, 3 PM - 7 PM
SPECIALTY COCKTAILS |
$8.00 |
WELL DRINKS |
$5.00 |
HOUSE WINES |
$5.00 |
SELECTED DRAFT BEERS |
$5.00 |
BAR BITES Get 'em all for $32
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V blackened ranch |
$4.00 |
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips |
$12.00 |
VEGAN CHORIZO TACO V G impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, vegan cheddar, corn tortilla |
$5.00 |
BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS four wings, blue cheese dressing, pickled carrots |
$6.00 |
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS hand breaded, house duck sauce |
$8.00 |
EVENTS & CATERING
Discover the ultimate lively atmosphere space at Theismannβs Restaurant and Bar. Whether youβre huddling with friends for a big matchup or planning a team gathering, we offer five unique event spaces to score big and make your next event unforgettable. Prefer a non-sports vibe? Our Ownerβs Suite can easily be transformed with curtains to create the perfect setting for any occasion.







